The Love Equation

I happen to know a brilliant scientist and psychologist. He is somewhat well known as Florenti Drakeiovitch author of "We make small things out of big things," and "To tapdance upon an electron is to be idiosyncratic." A number of years ago he walked into a completely unrelated session at a convention I attended. From his brilliance to his pen flew calculations that will always stick in my mind, and perhaps one day, become a man's entire career. He wrote the equation that calculates love.

In which p is the number of entities in a closed system and greater than one. G is the love constant. m_e1and m_e2 represent the emotional mass of person one and the emotional mass of person two. Which is divided by the distance between them squared. Within the parentheses, you have money per hour times shallowness times attractiveness on a scale of one to ten.

Since the mighty Drakeiovitch did not provide the Love constant, you cannot immediately begin calculating love, however, you can estimate love and back-solve for the constant. You now also have the mathematical relationships that will let you increase the love in your life, or decrease it if it's getting out of hand.

I have wanted to document this in the past. I hope people will appreciate this scientific truth which has for years layn concealed in the notebooks of myself, and the few others at the convention.